i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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