i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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