just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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