I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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