You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
how can u be prego again
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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