I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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