I'm drive I can fine osifer
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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