You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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