just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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