I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
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Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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