would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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