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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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