love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
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He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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