the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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