I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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