Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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