operation harelip BJ is a go
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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