Im at strip club and am horny
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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