Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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