Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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