Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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