why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
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Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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