i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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