I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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