No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
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The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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