He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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