i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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