just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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