i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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