I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
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This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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