Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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