Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
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all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
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my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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