Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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