there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
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Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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