One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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