Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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