What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
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Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
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So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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