TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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