if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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