am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i think i have herpe
just one?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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