I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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