Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
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