Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I'm both gender and math confused
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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