If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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