TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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