New low: just hacked my moms facebook
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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