Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
He kissed a someone with a penis
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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