Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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