how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
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Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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