That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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